i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure

(via disagreed)


my favorite flavor of cake is more

(Source: asscop, via caleighhh-h)


*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

(via sorry)

" I was the one who loved you even when you gave me thousands of reasons not to. "


I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous

(via wrestlingcrocs)

" I. I was the first person to teach you that love was not always a white light to a ship lost at sea.

II. On my worst days, the sky was a festering wound that wouldn’t heal. I didn’t want to be that to you.

III. On my worst days, you were the only word I could say without clenching my fists.

IV. I really did love you, I just couldn’t claw my way out of the ground to do it properly.

V. None of this was your fault.

VI. I’m sorry I was your lighthouse. I’m sorry you couldn’t see the wall of rocks on my shore. "


I don’t want my
name to taste
the same as hers.

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